Why does my mom always have to be fat in your mom jokes? I mean why can't she be happy? Well, I am really getting tired of people saying that my mom is so fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in the sky or some other thing like that. Why can't it be your mom is so happy she makes the sun look dull. I am really getting tired of these bullies. Please help me figure out how I can stop them from calling my mom fat. My mom is starting to get really sad.
Please help!
P.s. My mom really isn't that fat that when she jumps she gets stuck in the sky.
Thanks! Your help is appreciated. |
your mom is happy being fat.
your mom is so fat, she is happy
your mom is so happy, she is fat
you are happy your mom is fat
you are happy other people think your mom is fat
other people are fat, and your mom is happy
your mom and people are so fat, your happy
your happy someday you will be fat like your mom and other people |
What is that movie that has a fat mom calling on of her sons her knight in shinning armor? they did a parody of it on family guy... then the mom dies because she is so fat and her guys burn the house down so that she doesnt become a joke when they have to crane lift her out of the house |
| The above poster is right (thumbs up) but in the film she actually says "shimmering" not shining. Then something about "you shimmer and you glow". I can't even believe I remembered that. |
Your mom is so fat I could roll over twice and still be on the same side? Your mom is so stupid, if she got locked in a grocery store she would probably starve to death.
Your mom is so ugly she walked outside and got arrested for indecent exposure.
Your mom is so fat, that when God said let there be light. He had to ask your mom to scooch over a little first.
Your mom is so fat she has more rolls in her than a bakery. |
Haa those are funny.
Here's another:
Your mom is so stupid, that she had to climb over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. |
How can i motivate my fat mom to exercise? my mother is a larger woman..by larger i mean fat as holy f#%$king f#%k.she always says she wants to exercise, and asks me to motivate her, but when i try, she gets really mad "no! im too tired! now shut up or your grounded! and get me some mcdonalds!"
i dont care about her health, more to get her out of the house so ihave a few hours to myself. any ideas to motivate her? |
| YOU are a spoiled brat and you should be ashamed of yourself for talking about your mom like that. How dare you be so disrespectful! Never mind the fact that she gave birth to you or takes care of you, loves you and probably has no idea you talk about her like that. The bible says you reap what you sow. I hope it doesn't hurt too bad when your guy says the same things about you! Maybe if you had less idle time and spent time with her being sweet instead of being hateful she might be motivated to lose weight. You have no idea how a parent feels when their guyren are hateful. I would ground you forever! |
What exactly is a fat cyst? My mom was diagnosed with it? My mom was diagnosed with having a fat cyst on her abdomin. Basically she has a lump on her stomach. She is going to get an ultrasound today to confirm. What is this exactly? What causes it? What is the worst it could be if not a fat lump? and if it is a fat lump is there any way to get rid of it without surgery? Maybe by massaging it or something like that? |
| "Fat" and "cyst" are two different types of masses. A fatty lump is called a lipoma. A cyst is a fluid filled pouch. An ultrasound can easily determine which type of mass this is. Neither one of these masses are malignant (cancer), therefore, if it is not causing her any discomfort, they will probably leave it alone. Why fix something that isn't broken is how you might discribe it. |
What is the movie where there is a fat mom and.....? What is the movie where there is a really fat mom and I think leanardo dicrapio is in it... along with another guy and girl.. I think johnny depp is in it too... but honesltly i have no clue. And when the mom is walking down the street people take picutres of her |
Whats Eating Gilbert Grape
What's Eating Gibert Grape is a beautifully shot movie of tenderness, caring and self-awareness that is set amongst the fictional working class one street town Endora. Centred around the Grape family Ellen and Amy and their two brothers Arnie and Gilbert, who, along with their morbidly obese widowed mother Bonnie Grape are striving to survive and coexist with the absence of a father figure, low wage work and seventeen-year-old Arnie's severe mental condition. It is in this awkward and extremely one sided affair that the unfortunate Gilbert has to constantly, while working for the town's slowly dying Convenience Store, take care of his younger brother Arnie. Gilbert's life, his future, is thwarted he know this, but it is in this Guardian Angel that his love and bond for Arnie cannot, and will not, be let go. That is until the free spirit of Becky arrives in town, and with her grandmother are stranded for the week while waiting for parts for their vehicle. This realization unties new feelings, new thoughts and new hope for the put upon Gibert, something new is eating Gilbert Grape. |
My mom is FAT and she keeps blaming others? My mom is constantly complaining about her weight. (290 pounds). And its soo annoying. I keep telling her to exercise because we have a gym but she refuses. She keeps bugging me to buy her these stupid machines to loose weight which are reallly expensive. I have my own work to do and things to stress about. How do I tell her to stop blaming others for her issues? She also eats really unhealthy. Ugh. |
| fattttttyyy |
How can I lose belly fat being a stay at home mom? I am a stay at home mom to an awesome 7 month old son. My fiance is the only one who works and is gone with the car all day. What are some good fat burning excercises I can do right in my living room? I do about 150 crunches twice a day but it seems to be only working my upper abs. I only have a little pooch on my stomach and want it gone by the summer. HELP! |
| try the Lil Jack workout www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKCGe2Ezr⦠|
How do I get my mom to stop grilling her fat? Ok so my mom has a really fat stomach so she turns on our grill outside and lays her stomach on it to try to burn it off or something. I'm really worried about her and I don't think it is healthy. What should I do? |
hahahahahahahahaha omgsh thats soo funny.. if she seriously is she needs to stop..
haha literally burning her fat haha |
Is it true that if a girl's mom is fat that the girl herself will also become fat later on in life? My friend told me this and i'm somewhat worried, because my girlfriend's mom is fat . . . O_O'' |
| no not at all, I know women who are very slim yet there mothers are big, and the other way around! |