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Blondes dogs xx funny or not xxx having a break now back later need some sleep xxx? A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
"HELLLOOOOOOO..." answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" | a gd 1 lmao
sweet dreams babe x | Painting blonde xxx funny or not xxx? One day, a blonde wife, roughly 25, wanted to prove to her husband that not all blondes were dumb. So she decided she was going to paint the house while he was at work. When her husband got home,he noticed that she was digging through the closet,looking for something.
When he asked her what she was doing, she said,"the paint can said,for best results,to use two coats." | | ho ho ho ace, smashing, brilliant. | Is it true that blondes have more fun? maybe i should dye my hair blonde :P haha
xxx | | they may have more fun, but other hair colours have more thrills ;) lol | Xxx Funny xxx Blonde xxx Joke xxx? There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back. | | hahahah i haven't laughed at a joke in awhile | Retirement xx funny or not xxx blonde ???? It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. | Another excellent joke.!!!
Funny so 10/10 again.!!!
Got the boys here at work laughing - cheers.!!! | A few blonde ones xxx funny or not xxx? A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?
A. A wind tunnel.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. You can't, they have always been like that.
Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q. How do you confuse a blonde?
A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. | Hi Chris, Hahahahahahaha...... Poor Blonde!!! haahahaha
It's a great bunch of Blonde jokes. Had me laughing. Lol Lol.
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poppy1 | Why do people assume that blondes are idiots? i know why!! because they are idiots themselves!! BLONDES RULE!!!!!!! xxx-luv u guys-only the blondies of course!! | | sometimes that works to our advantage...don't worry too much about it...x | ONCE IVE BLEACHED MY HAIR, WHAT DO I DO NOW TO GO BLONDE?xxx? okay so once ive bleached my hair.. what do i do now? | | bleaching alone should get your hair blond all you should have to do after that is apply a toner that will tone down any brassy or orange colors. you should never bleach your hair yourself. Hair bleach is very damaging and ive experienced hair loss even when ive had it done by a pro. what color was your hair before you bleached it? and how does it look right now? when you bleaching and dying it i would suggest using extra virgen olive every other week for an hour or longer. your hair will not be oily or greasy and will get softer and silkier than anything youve ever tried just wash it twice after and condition as usual. | Smart blonde xxx funny or not xxx? The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!" | he he, you are on a roll today Kilburn....to kil and burn blondes he he
take care and tks for the 2 pts | How do hairdressers turn your hair blonde? I went to the salon yesterday and got a full head of blonde foils with a cut and blow.
Some of the blonde went a bit ginger, can I get rid of the orange-ness?
And my hairdresser said you couldn't bleach it all at once: that you needed to get highlights first.
So now I have the foils done, could I go again and get all of it bleached?
When I askd for my hair bleached they only mentioned foils, so how would they bleach all of it blonde?
Thanks, xxx | I wouldn't get it bleached, it will wreck your hair or just make it really thin which isn't good!
What they will probably do is keep on highlighting it every time you get it done until eventually its almost blonde, then they will probably put a blonde colour on it. This will be a lot better for your hair and it will come out looking a lot nicer :)
Even if it looks slightly ginger now, dont worry, the hairdressers will soon sort it out
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